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So it’s my 21st birthday, and I woke up with the worst hang over that I have ever had. Last night, thanks to my great friends, I drank 12 vodka shots in two and a half hours. Now that I am 21, I decree that I shall never do another straight vodka shot with no chaser as long as I live. I have decided that I am going to puss out on my 21 shots, not ( Read more... )

I feel the need to write this entry because of the recent rise of “fisting” amongst my friends, and my desire to not take part in this activity ( Read more... )

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Well that was the most fun that I have ever been able to cram into a week ( Read more... )

Ok Kat is talking entirely too much about Dandy and sex for my tastes, I think that if I am sick tonight it will be due solely to the mental picture of my quasi “sister” having sex with one of my good friends. Gross (retching sounds ( Read more... )

I have not updated for a while and to all of you who may complain I say simply “Fuck you, get a life.” If you actually give a rat’s ass about my stupid little blog then I suggest that you go out and have sex with a random guy/girl, because then at least your life will have some small amount of meaning ( Read more... )

Today when I was driving I saw a middle aged short haired woman driving a silver mini-van ( Read more... )

I just got back from my interview for my summer internship ( Read more... )

These are two pretty comparably long conversations that I just had to share with everyone.
If I was any funnier I'd get paid just for talking.

GOCK asked:
"Why can't people with REAL psychic ability tell us the truth about Jon Benet Ramsey?"
Me:"Because there is no such thing as real psychic ability, it’s just a combination of educated guesswork ( Read more... )