My local police department couldn’t find their boyfriend’s dick with both hands, a flashlight, and all of the unused drug dogs ( Read more... )

I have a new apartment. It sucks pretty hard, but I'm trying to make do with it ( Read more... )

(Details intentionally excluded for hilarity, and to protect people that are stupid enough to hang out with me ( Read more... )

I tried to email you this message too, I'll also post it elsewhere. I tried to be funny so you might hate me less ( Read more... )

I am now living at my house, this is a rough conversation that I had with my dad ( Read more... )

I'd eat there.
Hell, who am I kidding?
I'm ready to start a franchise.


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I hate being a civil ( Read more... )

I found this on a forum I think that it is from a website called ( Read more... )

These were actually kind of funny ( Read more... )

This is the most boring moment of my entire life ( Read more... )