talk about putting your foot in your mouth. today at work my boss decides to throw a couple of jokes in my general direction. well, one of them involved a certain inuendo dealing with certain sexual problems. so i said.. "thats not what your mom said last night." guess what he says. "um...zach, my mom has been dead for nearly 15 years." WoW...if ( Read more... )

all i can say is some people are complete morons. last night was the crazy shit i think ive ever had in my car. i was driving down hardy st., and i notice these really cool cock traps messing with this car ahead of me. the car ahead of me pulled off and left me right beside the really cool car. i started haullling ass down the road, trying to keep ( Read more... )

this is my first time using livejournal. i guess it's appropriate to say im behind the times. as far as today is concerned, work blew an incredibly large chunk of ass. thats just putting it into perspective. quite frankly, im really just sick of the hospital that i work at. most of the people i work with are really cool, soo thats not the big deal ( Read more... )