porn is great.

1. i want to have an escalator
2. i want a water foundation with hawaiian punch in it.
3. id like to buy a bunch of really cheap cars just so i can wreck them and blow them up and stuff.
4. id like to hire a jester to amuse me.
5. i want to own a monkey.

i remembered why you have a good imagination.... cause you can just think about food you want and you can taste it. im good.

Ingredients:
1 20 oz. bottle of sobe green tea.
approx 16 oz. of gasoline
1 rag
some random amount of ethanolmatches.
1 shotgun
1 shotgun shell

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my feet smell.
and you love it.

or not.

I cashed in all my chips tonight and combed my hair till it was just right ( Read more... )

• aside from odd and very distant exceptions, no one ever takes pictures of me. id like to think thats its because im so awesome they are thinking about me constantly so why would they need the pictures to remember me?. but its probably because they dont want to remember me.
• i have a confindence issue.
• out of all my friends i only have one that ( Read more... )

im so bad at life, i make myself sick.

oh p.s. anyone wanna get an apartment with me? my mom wants me to move out so im saving up for an apartment. let me know if youre interested.

which youre not.

tonight was interesting. i saw alot of people who i hadnt seen a long time. and one person for the last time for a long time. im sad to see her go and i hope to see her sooner than later.

i miss you real bad. but its a love hate situation. i love that i miss you. in that i love the fact that i care about you enough to miss you. i care enough to ( Read more... )

there are very few things i hold dear,

and i fear that im losing one of them.

i know its new, i know its grand but when its gone, ill still be here. remember that.