Fifteen

[deadlesbian]

You know, why the hell is it that none of the porn I can find in my room has a single naked bloke in it?

This isn't right at all. I mean, don't get me wrong, women are pretty and all but... prefer a good stiff one, you know what I mean?

...and yes, that is an invitation, if the right fellow buys me a meal, first.

[ooc: Yeah, I was cruel an hit

Comments

[basstardchuck]

I'd be more than happy to wine and dine you, if that's what you'd like.

[ooc: have they talked before? I have a trouble keeping track XD]

[deadlesbian]

Mmmmm, that does sound like a great idea. Hi. I'm Thelma.

[ooc: Nope!]

[basstardchuck]

Chuck Bass. Nice to meet you, Thelma.

Does it mean you'd accompany me to dinner and maybe some more fun later on?

[deadlesbian]

You really know how to sweet talk a girl.

But Yes, Chuck, that does sound like a date.

[punchlikeagirl]

I don't suppose it would do any good for me to tell you that you're cursed and normally into girls?

[deadlesbian]

I think I'd remember that.

[punchlikeagirl]

Not if you were cursed. Just... don't sleep with anyone for a day or so, please?

[deadlesbian]

...Why not?

[tofuinthesky]

No, Thelma, no!

[deadlesbian]

No, me, what?

[tofuinthesky]

You don't like guys. You have to be cursed.

[deadlesbian]

...Okay, I'm starting to think you and Kara are in on some weird prank.

[bass_on_fire]

...

.....

.......

What?!

[deadlesbian]

Okay, seriously, you too? I suppose you'll be telling me I like girls, usually?

[bass_on_fire]

You-- You like me, Thelma.

[deadlesbian]

As a friend, of course.

[repeatshimself]

Well, my guess would be because you're a lesbian.

[deadlesbian]

So I am told. Don't really feel it, though.

[repeatshimself]

....curse?

[deadlesbian]

That's what they say.