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[deadliestofsins]

First of all, to the guy who told me this thing was a journal and didn't bother to tell me how to use it before he left? Yeah, you're an asshole.

HEY. I have no idea if anybody can see this, but if anybody sees a blond midget with a metal arm, TELL ME. He and I have some business to settle.

...and while I'm at it, what the hell is this place?

Comments

[miss_briar_rose]

You figured out right away that this was public! Good for you! I honestly had no idea until someone pointed it out to me.

You would think they'd have introductory courses or something for these things, wouldn't you? From what I've gathered, though, the city administration doesn't quite have everything together.

There's much more knowledgable people than me out there who will, no doubt, respond to you -- but I would like to help where I can in case they don't.

Welcome to Paixao!

[cowardly_hero]

Oooh, you're lookin' for Eddie Boy?

Eh, by the way, any other questions you got I could probably answer for you. After all, I am the soon-to-be mayor.

[deadliestofsins]

..."Eddy Boy." Yeah, that sounds about right. Where the hell is he?

[cowardly_hero]

How should I know? I don't keep a beeper on the kid. I wouldn't wanna run into him again, anyway. What kinda business you got with him?

[wheresthewomen]

Soon to be mayor my ass! I bet you're just lookin' for the attention like a fat kid looks for food.

[its_people]

. . . what do you want?

[green_spirals]

It's a city~! Don't you know what a city is?

[piratetheskies]

Blond midgets are all too common here. It's a rather good thing your friend has a metal arm or I'd have to laugh at your request.