Question:

Has anybody else been attacked by multicolored hopping chimeras, or am I just the lucky one?

...the clown guy doesn't count.

What do you people do for fun around here?

First of all, to the guy who told me this thing was a journal and didn't bother to tell me how to use it before he left? Yeah, you're an asshole.

HEY. I have no idea if anybody can see this, but if anybody sees a blond midget with a metal arm, TELL ME. He and I have some business to settle.

...and while I'm at it, what the hell is this place?