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Fairy Tale Time

May 09, 2006 21:51

It has been far too quiet here. Fortunately my typist's evil friends have introduced her to new entertainments. One that she claims "harkens back to her youth" is called MadLibs. You can find an electronic version here. Fill it in, and paste your answer. No cheating! Use the first version you wrote. I shall post mine as well, in a comment so ( Read more... )

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My First Attempt at a Fairy Tale ada_col May 10 2006, 05:01:09 UTC

Once upon a time there has a young POET named LORD BYRON. He was EASILY NOTHING in the OBNOXIOUS forest when he met POLITICAL CHARLES BABBAGE, a run-away PROGRAMMER from the OVERBEARING Queen ANNE.

LORD BYRON could see that POLITICAL CHARLES BABBAGE was hungry so he reached into his POUCH and give him his BROODING PASSION FRUIT. POLITICAL CHARLES BABBAGE was thankful for LORD BYRON's PASSION FRUIT, so he told LORD BYRON a very DEADLY story about Queen ANNE's daughter ADA. How her mother, the OVERBEARING Queen ANNE, kept her locked away in a MANSION protected by a gigantic DRAGON, because ADA was so POETIC.

LORD BYRON TALKED. He vowed to POLITICAL CHARLES BABBAGE the PROGRAMMER that he would save the POETIC ADA. He would IS the DRAGON, and take ADA far away from her eveil mother, the OVERBEARING Queen ANNE, and TALK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a AMUSED STORM and POLITICAL CHARLES BABBAGE the PROGRAMMER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DRAGON from his story. OVERBEARING Queen ANNE MARRIED ( ... )

towering_lion May 10 2006, 06:00:38 UTC

Once upon a time there has a young LAWYER named GEORGES-JACQUES. He was QUICKLY NOTHING in the SHINY forest when he met FLUFFY CAMILLE, a run-away POLITICIAN from the SHARP Queen LUCILE.

GEORGES-JACQUES could see that FLUFFY CAMILLE was hungry so he reached into his CUP and give him his LOUD BREAD. FLUFFY CAMILLE was thankful for GEORGES-JACQUES's BREAD, so he told GEORGES-JACQUES a very NOISY story about Queen LUCILE's daughter ELEONORE. How her mother, the SHARP Queen LUCILE, kept her locked away in a CITY HALL protected by a gigantic DOG, because ELEONORE was so GRUMPY.

GEORGES-JACQUES RAN. He vowed to FLUFFY CAMILLE the POLITICIAN that he would save the GRUMPY ELEONORE. He would HURT the DOG, and take ELEONORE far away from her eveil mother, the SHARP Queen LUCILE, and TALK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a ANGRY THUNDERSTORM and FLUFFY CAMILLE the POLITICIAN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DOG from his story. SHARP Queen LUCILE WALKED out from behind a PEN and struck GEORGES-JACQUES dead ( ... )

eleonoreduplay May 10 2006, 23:29:52 UTC

Horrified, I'm sure.

mutsuhito May 10 2006, 09:06:44 UTC

Once upon a time there has a young EMPEROR named MUTSUHITO. He was MODESTLY NOTHING in the TRANSITORY forest when he met LONELY SAIGO TAKAMORI, a run-away TEACHER from the TRAITORIOUS Queen HARUKO.

MUTSUHITO could see that LONELY SAIGO TAKAMORI was hungry so he reached into his CABINET and give him his SERENE RICE. LONELY SAIGO TAKAMORI was thankful for MUTSUHITO's RICE, so he told MUTSUHITO a very ROUGH story about Queen HARUKO's daughter KIYOKO. How her mother, the TRAITORIOUS Queen HARUKO, kept her locked away in a PALACE protected by a gigantic HORSE, because KIYOKO was so GLISTENING.

MUTSUHITO GARDENED. He vowed to LONELY TAKAMORI the TEACHER that he would save the GLISTENING KIYOKO. He would RUN the HORSE, and take KIYOKO far away from her eveil mother, the TRAITORIOUS Queen HARUKO, and DRINK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a DELICATE TYPHOON and LONELY SAIGO TAKAMORI the TEACHER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HORSE from his story. TRAITORIOUS Queen HARUKO RODE out from behind a BRUSH ( ... )

_jemmy May 10 2006, 20:35:26 UTC

Once upon a time there has a young PRESIDENT named JAMES. He was HAPPILY FOUNDING in the BRILLIANT forest when he met WITHERED APPLE JOHN THOMAS, a run-away SECRETARY OF STATE from the SHORT Queen DOLLEY.

JAMES could see that WITHERED APPLE JOHN THOMAS was hungry so he reached into his JAR and give him his SICKLY ICE CREAM. WITHERED APPLE JOHN THOMAS was thankful for JAMES's ICE CREAM, so he told JAMES a very STUDIOUS story about Queen DOLLEY's daughter SALLY. How her mother, the SHORT Queen DOLLEY, kept her locked away in a CAPITOL protected by a gigantic HESSIAN FLY, because SALLY was so NICE.

JAMES SEIZURED. He vowed to WITHERED APPLE JOHN THOMAS the SECRETARY OF STATE that he would save the NICE SALLY. He would WRITE the HESSIAN FLY, and take SALLY far away from her eveil mother, the SHORT Queen DOLLEY, and SNUFF her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a ELOQUENT HURRICANE and WITHERED APPLE JOHN THOMAS the SECRETARY OF STATE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HESSIAN FLY from his story. SHORT Queen ( ... )

eleonoreduplay May 10 2006, 23:41:13 UTC

Once upon a time there has a young POLITICIAN named MAXIMILIEN. He was MUSICALLY SPEECHIFYING in the SHINY forest when he met REVOLUTIONARY SAINT-JUST, a run-away PAINTER from the DAPPLED Queen LUCILE.

MAXIMILIEN could see that REVOLUTIONARY SAINT-JUST was hungry so he reached into his FOLIO and give him his INK-STAINED ORANGES. REVOLUTIONARY SAINT-JUST was thankful for MAXIMILIEN's ORANGES, so he told MAXIMILIEN a very FLOWERY story about Queen LUCILE's daughter HENRIETTE. How her mother, the DAPPLED Queen LUCILE, kept her locked away in a JACOBIN CLUB protected by a gigantic PARROT, because HENRIETTE was so TRAGIC.

MAXIMILIEN CONTEMPLATED. He vowed to REVOLUTIONARY SAINT-JUST the PAINTER that he would save the TRAGIC HENRIETTE. He would LECTURE the PARROT, and take HENRIETTE far away from her evil mother, the DAPPLED Queen LUCILE, and GUILLOTINE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a POIGNANT LIGHTNING STRIKE and REVOLUTIONARY SAINT-JUST the PAINTER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PARROT from his ( ... )