i want to catch everyone on fire

fuck you florida

i reckon i will beat off and go to sleep now, no shower

i got a car today. it's small and red. a very hot commodity for the hispanic gentiles of today. if you guess the make and model, i'll give you a deep purple-"deepest of purple" greatest hits tape. call (813)635-6337 to guess

xo

i've been eating so much i am going to go to the sonic's now i want a route 44 slush half watermelon have blue coconut it's like 3 flavors for one price god this is miserable help me

i never knew how cool it would be to be shit broke ( Read more... )

i totaled my van today

RIP

heaven is a despackled hole

spray paint on all of the clocks

i'm going to bed, fuuuuuuck this

Ha Ha Ha I'm surrounded by wrecked buildings

i woke up with a nonexistent throat today and blew my front tire driving

jonathan richmond better be cool