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Superbowl Post + Ads I Despised
Planters - Perfume
A conventionally unattractive (unibrow, muffin top, goofy teeth, etc.) woman goes about her day as a number of conventionally attractive guys (broad shoulders, strong jaw line, full head of hear, etc.) gawk, flirt, and pretty much do everything short of humping her leg in order to convey the fact that they are, against all odds ( Read more... ) -
Giant cowboys vs. angry robots.
I don't usually watch pro football. I like to handicap the games and pick against the Vegas lines, but that's more about math than football. The sport doesn't really interest me. I was never all that good at it (I was a prima-donna WR in the few years that I did play, much in the mold of Terrell Owens but lacking any degree of success to go with ( Read more... ) -
An Evening With Anna Nova's "Quirkies"
Bjorn: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2672263.html
me: "It wasn't a big deal for me. I've pulled things that are even heavier," he told Changsha Evening News.
"I was doing some work, and both hands were occupied, so I tried to move something heavy with my teeth, and did it," he said.
not much of a showmanship attitude
Bjorn: ha
haha
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"That should be WAY more dispicable! Oh, Subway Superman!"
My girlfriend upon cracking open the New York magazine year-end Mega Matrix. -
Uno Attack - The Ultimate Viral Campaign
me: oh, have you seen the Scrabble Attack commercial that has the jingle that states "You might get aids"?
Bjorn: i haven't
me: wait, it's called "Uno attack"
Bjorn: i don't get it
me: here's a clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYENm6bumu8
but it's better in context of the entire commercial
Bjorn: ha
me: freshfromrikers (YouTube Name)
I don't see how this ( Read more... ) -
Taco Bell's New Burrito is EXTREMELY Mild
Bjorn: where are you staying
me: unsure, probably a mid-swanky hotel of some sort
wherever ___ puts people upme: expecting mid-swank
semi-swank
Bjorn: semi-hillary swank
me: haha
semi-mediocre?
Bjorn: ha
me: meh-tastic
Bjorn: ha
me: wildy mild
have you seen that new Taco Bell commercial for the chipotle burrito?
They make a bid deal of saying that it's not ( Read more... ) -
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Last night I dreamt that I was shot and stabbed by two different assailants in a single night. I was on some boardwalk when a dude attempted some sort of michief which I found myself involved in, and he shot me in the left shoulder. I couldn't tell if it was intentional or not. As I was walking to some sort of clinic/hospital I found myself in the ( Read more... ) -
Chipmunk Scat Fetishists - Your Day Has Come!
DeadPanWalking: As the latest incarnation of my argument that television content will soon overtake movie content in quality I hereby present to you ...
DeadPanWalking: this:http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/alvinandthechipmunks/medium.html
lil hinx: ( Read more... ) -
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1.) If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
top hat, cane, monacle, multiple cats.
2.) I have an irrational fear of:
over-rationalization
3.) What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
Soul Food
4.) What weight were you when you were born?
6.8?
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This was for work?
I was tasked (at work, no less) to come up with fake top 100 singles for client. Here was my first attempt:
- Mums - Trust Me, I’m Hot (from: Mum’s The Word)
- Acorn - I’m Unconcerned (from: Cornvicted)
- Dustin Jamberlink - Circular Logic (from: FutureWhoopie/WuvSounds
- Shelly Fruitatta - Peel it Right (from: The Fruits of My Labor)
- Dougherty - Is it ( Read more... )