My secret moonbase lab is excessively sticky.

I did not expect my hobbit-cyborgs to have a use-by date.

Hmm. Perhaps ordinary robots would work better.

So my mun went to see Return of the King again today. She thought it might be fun if I went along too. I had a spontaneous allergic reaction to the air conditioning and turned in to this.

...

That's what I thought too.

All I can say is I WAS IN THE FILM.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It makes up for not being the star of the books I guess.

::fumes::

FORGET ME?

FORGET ME?

I HAVE ORANGE HAIR!!! HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME?

::plots evilly::

Having finally recovered from my injuries, I will surely now rule all of middle earth!!!

::sends out legions of cyborg hobbits::

Woe. I am still injured. Where are the nurses? Why are there no nurses? No nurses in little hats ?

DAMMIT. I knew I forgot something for my secret lab.

I AM LACKING IN MY RANSOM.

FEEL THE RAGE OF DEAGOL.

Ow. I think I strained something.

I'll have to take a raincheck on that rage.

Dear Citizens of Middle Earth ( Read more... )

AHAHAHAHAHA

My cunning deception of you all has finally come to some kind of um. CONCLUSION!!!

Weeks of "hmming" and ambigous plotting have given me the time I need to build my ubersecret moonbase lab. I AM A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND.

( MARVEL )

hmmm.

::uberplots::