Nicole still loves me, bitches.

Dear Person who is trying to get the password to this journal,

Are you a retard? I get the request mailed to me. Go away idiot.

Love,

Me.

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Happy Birthday, Sammy. I'm sure you thought I forgot which is ridiculous because I never forget the important shit. Sometimes I coast in at the last minute, but it's never because I forgot. I promised you we would go out tonight and we will. There will be all the shots of liquor that you can stand. And then there will be more liquor until you are ( Read more... )

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Happy Birthday, Nicole.

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Nicole and I are heading out of town on a road trip. We'll be back late Sunday night. We're requesting you avoid doing the following things from now until we return ( Read more... )