Comments | dear_dean: Two for the price of one.

ladyjaida in dear_dean

Two for the price of one.

Aug 22, 2006 10:46

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mcee August 22 2006, 14:51:23 UTC

no matter where we go we can always have instant access to google and ebay, which together can solve 99.95% of all supernatural-related problems.

\o/

ladyjaida August 22 2006, 14:53:35 UTC

The other .05% can be solved by sweatyhotandfreakedout.com but you didn't hear that from Dean Winchester.

keoki August 22 2006, 15:09:41 UTC

You realise that by the end of the day there actually will be a sweatyhotandfreakedout.com ?

*starts planning*

ladyjaida August 22 2006, 15:12:07 UTC

There isn't already?

Well, when there is, I would kill 57.4 chupacabras for an email address at said domain.

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sevenfists August 22 2006, 14:52:17 UTC

Google and Ebay are CAPITALIZED, JAIDA, PROPER NOUNS.

Everyone on the internet wants to suck your bensie.

ladyjaida August 22 2006, 14:52:56 UTC

Dean Winchester doesn't have to capitalize "proper nouns" if he "doesn't feel like it."

sevenfists August 22 2006, 14:54:08 UTC

Dean Winchester will fuck your shit up.

transgenic_girl January 6 2007, 03:10:26 UTC

Makes sense to me. Lol. It's a very Dean comment.

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katbcoll August 22 2006, 15:05:49 UTC

I gotta wonder about that first chick.... I mean, really! Who wants to see them put their pants on!?! I'd rather know what pant leg they pull off first...

*cackles* Proust in a coffee shop. Dude, bet he's tried that too. And, if you're not completely retarded like my brother here, you'll actually put the book down.
*howls* extra cookie time! (he's right too, ain't he Sammy?)

ladyjaida August 22 2006, 15:13:36 UTC

Sam Winchester is too busy reading Proust to respond to anyone, apparently. Time to re-tune the reception on his ear.

mikhale August 22 2006, 15:14:27 UTC

I'd rather know what pant leg they pull off first...

Dean is an impatient bugger. Therefore, he pulls Sam's pants off in one go.

ladyjaida August 22 2006, 15:16:34 UTC

Dean Winchester isn't touching that one with a ten foot pole.

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sugarsweet327 August 22 2006, 15:10:59 UTC

*howls* *cackles*

That was a nice try by "Leftie first"... worthy effort.

And the STICKERS. ROFLROFLROFL. "Stickers are kinda like reading Proust in a coffee shop..." *ded from teh laughing* Man, how many times do you get to say that in your life???

Oh Sammy, when will you ever learn to put the book down?? Hehe, wonder what he had to say to that... *looks hopefully*

ladyjaida August 22 2006, 15:15:05 UTC

The answer to this is clearly: buy more Proust and chuck it at Sam's head. Everybody wins. Including Proust.

...

And how many times can you say that in your life.

ohlily October 2 2006, 18:09:56 UTC

Well, if you're the number-one Proust scholar in the country, quite frequently, actually.

calligrafiti August 22 2006, 15:22:22 UTC

Well, them, and the psychic implant in Sam's head, which also picks up radio wavelengths out of state. But don't try to tune his ear, 'cause he'll get seriously pissed.

OK, now I want to find some wee antennae and attach them to Sam's ears like '90s ear cuffs. In his sleep. And take pictures.

Think Dean would help?

kali_sama August 22 2006, 15:31:35 UTC

Who says Dean hasn't already done that and got the pictures carefully stashed away somewhere?

ladyjaida August 22 2006, 15:34:14 UTC

Dean bought thirty-five lottery tickets with the bribe money paid him to burn the photographic evidence.

(He didn't burn all of it.)

mikhale August 22 2006, 15:53:23 UTC

Every now and then, he makes Sam remember it just to see Sam's bitchface.