I haven't written here in a long time 'cause every day about the same. Sleep sleep sleep on my spot on the big green kitty bed that sometimes I hafta share with my human and his other human ( Read more... )

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to 'Where do pets come from ( Read more... )

I set the automatic timer on mom's camera and took a picture of my brother and me on the bed. You can see why it has to be a Queen-size bed, totally beyond my royal heritage. It's barely big enough for us!
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Okay, where is she? I looked under the desk and behind the sofa and on the bed and outside the window and in the bathtub but the Crack Lady is not here. I don't get it. She was warm and smushy and she was here every day.Maybe she'll come back in awhile. THere were a few times, I think, when she was gone for a little while, but I was asleep most ( Read more... )

I have been working on developing my aerobics workout, and it is finally ready.

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yay! I got laptime with ... I don't know what to call her. She isn't mommy and she isn't daddy, but she's tall like them and smushy like them. She says the word "Crack" a lot. I guess I'll call her "Crack lady ( Read more... )

There has been somebody new in my home for three days and three nights now. I saw her once before. I guess she's okay. She doesn't feed me, but she doesn't yell at me or clip my claws, so she might be okay. She would be much more okay if she fed me, too. I mean, anything ( Read more... )

This is my crummy brother, Scotch...


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Today was really different. Mommy came home when the sun was low yesterday but instead of feeding Scotch and Meow like she usually does and then sitting at the computer all night like she usually does, she left right after she got home and when she came back she sat on the sofa and watched moving noisy pictures all night long and she cried a lot ( Read more... )