does anyone know of a decent and hopefully free place to get image hosting?

i used to use boomspeed.com but apparently i don't anymore.

according to the food network, george washington wrote about barbecues in his diary. now i can be at peace with talking about keebler elf cookies in this journal. mostly ( Read more... )

how many people does it take to stand on a giant shoe-shaped chair and change a lightbulb in the dark?

apparently just one.

i just cleaned my bathroom. like really cleaned it. which has not happened once since i moved in here. but it's clean now and the motherfucker is sparkling and smells like citrus. it's like pissing in an orange grove. hallelujah.

i am the king of the world.

happy new year's eve, people. have fun. stay safe. whoo.

i finally finished watching the world's longest movie about cricket and i'll tell you this, i still have no idea how the hell that game is played. i was almost there, a few more hours and i'd have it. it wasn't actually a bad movie though. the musical interludes were appreciated. this was also the first movie i've ever seen that had an ( Read more... )

at my aunt's house last night her husband drank a bunch of smirnoff ices and shoved their dog in a pillowcase.

seriously.

Login successful. Hello, j. wise! Also, the server has a message for you:

Your password is too easy to guess. Blah blah blah...

i like how they make it sound like it's all the server's idea. "well, we don't actually care what you do, but the server really thinks it would be best."