it's no fucking wonder that you're not a doctor. you ask me to do a fucking favour for you and then you fucking complain because you're too fucking slow to comprehend how to do something when someone is trying to fucking teach you. it's not a hard concept to grasp. if you weren't so fuckign stupid, maybe you'll be able to do shit for your own ( Read more... )

Bored like a motherfucker. Stupid insomnia... or whatever the fuck I have that won't let me sleep. I saw Da Vinci Code because I'm a loser. Yay. It was good, though I think P was bored. Ahh well. The two girls that sat a few seats from us seemed to enjoy it b/c right after the movied ended she called someone on her cell to tell them "omg that ( Read more... )

so yeah, I'm trying many things to get away from having to study ( Read more... )

( Rudyard Kipling, IF )

( good hair day. true story )

Bahaha .. coutesy of T.S:
Toons

Courtesy of T.T:

1. Go to Google.ca
2. Type failure in the search box
3. Click "I'm Feeling Lucky."
4. Laugh
5. Buy me lots of stuff.

Side note: For Halloween, I'm planning on being Wentworth Miller's girlfriend.

HOW you ask ?
I plan on clubbing him over the head, (when I fly to LA of course, stalk him, find ( Read more... )

I will now do an impression of everyone on this piece:

today i went out with my friends/homies/dawgs so i must write down every detail including the exact time i took a shit and the colour the water in the urinal turned, even tho this is the most asinine and boring thing anyone can ever read in the entire history of people reading things. omg im ( Read more... )

It's an EVIL bee...
dun dun dunnnnnnnnn!!!!

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