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HOLY DENTAL HYGIENE, BATMAN
I made it out alive. But it feels like someone shoved a metal spiked dildo in my mouth several times. WITHOUT CONSENT ( Read more... ) -
Total Mouth Annihilation
YEAH getting my wisdom teeth torn out in four days.
All of them.
Need to survive on a liquid diet.
.....Just got off of a liquid diet and actually gained a pound....so FUCK.
Excited for teethy violence.
By the way Happy Halloween, crazy bitches.
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WE WILL BE REBORN IN THE WOMB OF THE OCEAN...EXCEPT OUR CITY EXPLODED
HOLY poopkins, Batman, too much Bioshock 2 plus insomnia plus eating a lot of vegetables apparently results in strange dreams where they are so real you start asking the people in those dreams if they remembered what they said ( Read more... ) -
SCHOOLZ, YO
GOD Grade 12 psychology makes my brain BLEED.
Seriously, who wants to learn about the way people think?
.......me THAT ISN'T THE POINT
There's too many names to remember...and some Egyptian guy who apparently pioneered the first psychology experiment...AND FAILED UTTERLY.
AND I HAVE A FIRST TEST IN TWO DAYS OHHHNYYYOOOOOO -
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Sweet plastic jesus made in Taiwan, Tim Tams are the best chocolate creation known to mankind. It's like the chocolate gods are tap dancing on your tongue to the beat of some sort of sensational chocolate dance mix ( Read more... ) -
Punch a Cat in the Face Day
Ever wanted to punch your own household in the face(s)?
I do.
Especially my cat. He's taken hold of my room and sends demons out after me when I get to close. And by demons, I mean he spits and hisses at me.
I should put glasses on him. It'll make it all the more sweet when I annihilate him.
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Shoppers Asshat Mart
I applied at 4 Shoppers. 4, because I have some sort of deranged and now blatantly obvious obsession with a store where you can find baby formula and aloe vera socks (yes you read right) in the same place. They all hate me and never called back ( Read more... ) -
I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God, Occifer...
Bartending. I will be taking courses for bartending once I'm outta this grade ( Read more... ) -
STARBUCKS? YOU WANT STARBUCKS, YOU SAY?!!
Started looking for a part time job, all moved in. Yes a part time job, since I'm a lame 17...and still doing school (I actually got fired from Second Cup, my last one. How the hell do you get fired from Second Cup, you ask? Break a blender and yell at your co workers for ignoring the customers, I reply ( Read more... ) -
So there was this guy, and he's like....
I'm moving. MOVIIINNNNGGG!!
It's a pain in the ass. You know when you look around before you pack everything and you think, "Eh, it's not too bad." And then you actually start packing and you realize just how much crap has accumulated over the years? And how much of that crap you've accumulated needs to be binned? I'm having one of those ( Read more... )
