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I got to leave school after second today because of my wardrobe malfuction from my feminine hormones. Sweet/ew.

My mother woke me up this morning by running into my room yelling, "MERRY EASTER BABYCAKES!!", because I am the only child here. This is why I don't need sisters. So I can have more holidays like this.

Represent East Coast Central Norf Cackalack Capital of the State 919 FOR LIFE!!

There's probably two truly scary movies at Blockbuster, we just haven't found them yet. We've been through half of the "scary" movies in the horror section.

I've decided my Spring Break is going to be with Lauren, Joe, Robin, & not thinking about how everyone else is not here, but in Florida.

MORE THAN HALF of my friends are going to Florida for Spring Break. WHAT??

I'm not wearing green.
Don't fucking pinch me.
I'm not Irish.
Don't make me celebrate your holdiays.

p.s. When Croation/Italian/Yugoslavian pride day comes along, I'll be sure to pinch you for not wearing red.

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