let's see. let's see. where shall i start.

Friday Bamboozle: left school during a math test. went with Fritz, met up with Allison... & somewhat with Chris Nappi & Anthony. Funeral For a Friend, Finch, Thrice. ended around... 12:30 when it was soposed to end 10:50. got chapstick because our lips were truely burning.

Saturday Bamboozle: Erin picked ( Read more... )

you fuck heads.

Taste of Chaos was fucking amazing. all you faggots that didn't go, i feel sorry for.
took a limo there which was cool. a big penis was drawn in the sand at ( Read more... )

i missed the bus again yesterday! i was talking to Vickye & wasn't paying attention. so i missed my bus for the second time. awesome. we pink & purple silly stinged Chris's locker again. Casey & Nick helped too. left around 4:45ish. then i went to Pathmark with my father! i bought some poptarts so i could stash them in my locker ( Read more... )

fucking Ryan ruined the plans James & i had for the movies & Chuck E Cheese's on Saturday. what a bastard ( Read more... )

well... let me tell you that this semester, i'm going to have to really REALLY think & pay attention & do all those other complicated things. i think my history teacher is a lesbian. my math teacher is just a fag. my Spanish name is Esperanza ( Read more... )

well... in english, Tyler electricuted himself. funniest thing ever.

& art... well that is a different story. snowballs were being ( Read more... )

Jimmy Jones is the school bully. He always says that he is going to to fuck and to eat me. One day he to hump Sally Smith so hard that she fell down and started to to circumcise. Then he took her lunch money, and spent it on penis. I hope it tasted bad. I told him that if he didn't stop I was going to tell the tit. Jimmy stopped and said he was ( Read more... )

An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
ho. When you get there, you can rent a
clamidia and go for a swim. And there are lots of
horny things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an 7 with mustard, relish, and null
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of kate with a
nice fugly slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold ( Read more... )

Father Goose Rhymes

Old Mother Hubbard went to the fetus
To get her pornographical pornography a bone.
When she got there, the titty was tit-like
And so her titful dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the tit
to fetch a/an titubaware of water.
Jack fell down and broke his tit juice,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she ( Read more... )

well, the Philippines was alright. the flight going there was not that great because it was extremely long & my brother smelled extremely bad. didn't do much there, mostly shopping & sleeping, but i did get my hair colored... again & found out that my vision is really really really bad.

i have really bad jet lag.