I'm thinking of installing an anchor in my car as a backup for the parking brake.
Does anyone have an anchor they're not using?

Russia cannot fix Black sea unilaterally because the Danube river is the primary source of pollutants for the Sea ( Read more... )

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I've had this pair of hiking pants with a buttonfly for a few years now. Unfortunately, they have been missing the top button for almost as long as I have owned them. I have always kept them because it also has a built in belt that neatly covers the buttonless top of my pants. Today, however, I discovered that all of the buttons were buttoned one ( Read more... )

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After the Skills USA party, I went to bed while it was still dark. An hour and a half ago, I woke up and it was still dark. It's like living in the twilight zone. Or maybe Sweden. Either way it's a rather insidious mindfuck.

My uncle brought me an Afgani rock! And yes I do realize the inherent irony in having a rock from Afghanistan

And a merry Pirate Christmas to yeh, me lad.

Something is seriously wrong in my pants. The willy-hole in the front of my boxerz cannot be properly aligned without misaligning the rear seam. Needless to say, this was quite disturbing during my final exams and has literally thrown the very fabric of my nether regions into disarray. To add another dimension of chaos into the mix, when the boxers ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamt that I performed an interpretive dance in debate, and was awarded 12,000 dollars in scholarship money, payable in 4 installments of 3,000. Then I worried that they would expect me to do another one. Ordinarily I wouldn’t have worried, but the dance was merely me ad-libbing to draw attention away from the actual debate I was ( Read more... )