Last night, I decided I wanted to write a parody of Five for Fighting's "It's Not Easy To Be Me."   So, here's the lyrics I came up with...

“SUPERVILLAIN” LYRICS

I shake my head and sigh
It really gets me peeved
for me to always find
my lair reduced to debris

I’m more than a nerd

Who’s criminally insane

I’m not just some ugly face

Who blew up a train

I ( Read more... )

YES!  SNOW DAY!  *Dances around quite foolishly with lampshade on top of his helmet*

Well, I finally had a sketch done of my fursona.


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The morning following last week’s Election Day, I felt my bile rising when I heard that Michelle Bachmann had been elected to Congress.

Bachmann has as much business in the House of Representatives as an average mosquito has experience operating a nuclear submarine. And about the same thinking skills as a mosquito, too, judging by her alliance to ( Read more... )

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The above is a link to a video of me firing a .50 caliber sniper rifle.  The file's a few weeks old, but I was unable to post it earlier, due to my computer's zero-tolerance policy of USB devices.   

God, the last few weeks were soul-suckingly bad. I’ve been trying to get some work done in multiple areas (schoolwork, writing, working on Flash MX) but I’ve found that after a mere five minutes of practically any productive activity, I just find myself fatigued and losing interest. Even though I don’t have any after-school activities or a large ( Read more... )

My fellow Americans;

It has occurred to me that in today’s political climate, bureaucracy has become a severely underappreciated aspect of our nation’s government. Both the Republican and Democratic parties are simply not out-of-touch enough with the needs of the American people.

If we ever hope for our government to completely stray away from out ( Read more... )

10.  Run like hell! The entire place is about to self-destruct!

9.  You can’t get past that locked door, but that nearby ventilation shaft will lead you into the next room.

8.  You get to wage a one-man-war against a bunch of dim-witted, gung-ho guards who scream juvenile trash talk at you in the middle of a firefight.

7.  A sexy, athletic woman ( Read more... )

I've finally returned from my two consecutive excursions, one to San Antonio for the ELCA youth gathering and one to Yellowstone.

A lot of stuff happened....my toe was swarmed by a mob of angry fire-ant protestors...I was broiled in the Badlands' 110 degree weather and served with seasoning and au jois at the nearby Perkins...I flipped off a guy ( Read more... )

Yarrr....my hatred for Sierra Entertainment burns with the fury of a thousand stars.   Seeking kiss the asses of the Joe Lieberman crowd, they've put idiotic and remarkably ineffective "age gates" on all their M-rated game homepages.  Why?  Because they want to protect me from content that might be unsuitable for me.   Jesus Christ, people!  Is it ( Read more... )