i love you, and your tall spine and the passion that we SPREAD when you come after a long absence.
love: your booty-shakin mistress
a.k.a tube socks

i'm happy
you know?

so, okay like , okay how do i even say this.. JEN!!! help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. i think i'm in love, well not okay maybe not but i'm maybe "in like"... LOL, no L O fucking L. pfffffft jen is ma hero!! anyways my cat's been puking lately and i thought , but didn't i like make her eat "butter"/......? (see ending),but anyyyyyyywaysssssssss i think ( Read more... )

SHOPPIN' WIT JEN 2-MARRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINK WINK SHE DOES.. apppppppppppppppppppppppppppppffftttttttttfffffffffft

OMG. TIME PORTALS. like omg this is so hard for me, these time portals it's like, how you say "OKAY ALREADY" life is hard,ahlalalalala like time portals trying to transport the cock eyed handicapped moms from tim hortons HOW FUNNY IS THAT. people in chairs are sooooooooooooooo GOOFY. time portals are like so big, it's so uh well you know what , let ( Read more... )

I love this month.

wow, unbelievable.