[Enjoy the sight of one Grell Sutcliff, for all appearances... dancing around his kitchen. With his long crimson hair tied back in a braid, a pink apron tied over his clothing, and a duster in hand, he cuts a... let's not lie, it's not a very intimidating picture.

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Oh, Death Scythe, don't you worry, baby. Mommy won't let anything happen to you. No letting mean old William take you away for those illegal modifications, or a nasty City curse dump you on the lawn like some normal hedge trimmer or something~

City, City. I must applaud you! I truly must!

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IYAAAAAAAAAAN~! ♥

[this dramatic and far too high-pitched swoon is brought to you by one very physically male Grell Sutcliff, who has swooned on to his crimson fainting couch, hand dramatically against his forehead and eyes closed, his other hand in the process of fanning himself quite desperately]

That curse took so much out of me~! Gracious, ( Read more... )

Oh, I just had the most delicious dream, and now I can't even get to sleep!

Sebastian, William, you cads, you~! ♥ Play nice!

Well, since I can't sleep now- gracious is it hot in here, or just me?- to business!

Kanda! You're on watch, you handsome, rude little brat, you! Because Ryoutarou here is now in training.

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[initially the feed is video, but that switches quickly enough to just voice, a gloved hand moving in to sight to do just that- and though it wasn't evident at first because the gloves are black leather, they leave a bloody imprint behind on the screen before the feed cuts.]

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City. I tolerate your landscape changes, your bodily ones a particular one with great relish, your personality mix-ups and your food, but this-

DO NOT EMBROIDER ON A MAN'S CLOTHES WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE COST?

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And so this day rolls around again~ ♥ When we're all inundated with friend and foe alike, and, my favorite, admirers.

Ladies. Gentlemen. You are welcome to prostrate yourself before me at your earliest convenience~ Let's not play coy- no need to be embarrassed, here.

Though if you'd like, you may line up in order of attractiveness.

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WHAT?! IS THIS AN INSULT? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY! EXCUSE ME?

This isn't an insult, is it. No, no, surely- Ahem. It means I am just as good an actress as an actor, because I-

WHAT DO YOU KNOW, ANYWAY!?

Your Brain is 53% Female, 47% Male


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