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Voicemail

Aug 09, 2020 00:24

(There's a long silence, and then:)

"OI, MOONY! HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THIS THING'S RECOR--"

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forward-dated / [voice] ofawitch August 10 2011, 02:52:51 UTC

OI, you! I want to have a row and Remus is being too buggering calm, so you should indulge me.

forward-dated [voice] deathbydrapes August 10 2011, 03:32:47 UTC

OI, Evans! As flattering as it is to know that you'll come to me for the truly important things in life, I'm a bit busy at the moment. If you want to have a row, take it up with James!

ETC ofawitch August 10 2011, 03:36:35 UTC

I'M not talking to That Person You Should Really Not Mention In My Presence at the moment and he never rows properly anyway!

deathbydrapes August 10 2011, 03:40:37 UTC

Well the funny thing is, Evans, that rows aren't usually planned! You can't just call me up and say, "Sirius, lovely, fantastic, brilliant, Sirius. I'd be ever so obliged if you would indulge me in a row or two!" It just doesn't work like that!

ofawitch August 10 2011, 03:42:21 UTC

You could have a row in heaven if it suited you!

deathbydrapes August 10 2011, 03:44:40 UTC

Well I hate to break it to you, but we haven't quite reached heaven yet. A bit higher up than space, I expect.

ofawitch August 10 2011, 03:45:41 UTC

Then it ought not be a problem to have one now.

deathbydrapes August 10 2011, 03:58:10 UTC

Evans, this is an art! It requires the perfect moments, the perfect reasons, and both participants have to be in such a state that they would mutually agree to enter a row with each other!

ofawitch August 10 2011, 04:01:22 UTC

That's a load and you know it, you could walk up to any bloke on the street and have it out!

deathbydrapes August 10 2011, 04:04:53 UTC

Yes, well, I'm more of a special specimen. Rare genes and all that. Others would kill to have what I have.

ofawitch August 10 2011, 04:05:33 UTC

If your head were any bigger it'd explode.

deathbydrapes August 10 2011, 04:10:59 UTC

Well, it's a good thing heads don't normally explode, now isn't it?

ofawitch August 10 2011, 04:13:42 UTC

That you know, not exactly any survivors around to tell the tale, is there.

deathbydrapes August 10 2011, 04:34:34 UTC

Luckily, I have already discussed my funeral plans with Moony should such an occasion occur. I expect to see you at the reception.

ofawitch August 10 2011, 04:37:16 UTC

You won't even have a proper row with me and I'm supposed to show up and act sad?

deathbydrapes August 10 2011, 05:04:39 UTC

Evans, you won't even have to shed a tear as long as you bring pudding.

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