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[deathbyhairdye]

Title - Light Saber
Author - deathbyhairdye
Pairing - Jesse Jacey/Kevin Devine
Rating - R
Word Count - 266
Summary - crack!ficlet; Jesse and Kevin are geeks and have watched Star Wars one too many times
Disclaimer - I’ve never seen Star Wars, but I know it exists.
Public Service Announcement - Do not buy faulty condoms.

Comments

[jedi_iwakura]

[noellelvs]

Oh. My. God.

I have been laughing so hard for 5 minutes, I cannot breathe.

That was HILARIOUS! And now I cannot get that image out of my head, thanks. But~ great idea. And I would totally read more if you expanded on this idea.

*goes to laugh some more*

[deathbyhairdye]

Strangely those condoms do actually exist and that was the only use I could actually think for them.

I did want this just to be a short drabble, but couldn't fit all I wanted in with enough punch.
But there will be more stories (slightly longer than this) from me about Jesse being a geek in the future ;)

[blurred_affairs]

EXCELLENT.
and oh so funny.

[deathbyhairdye]

thank you kind sir or madam

[goodbyesheesha]

That was mildly disturbing. In a good way, of course.

[deathbyhairdye]

drink leads to things that you may find disturbing in the morning... or make you want to document it in fiction

uhh that makes it sound autobiographical. it's not.

[goodbyesheesha]

Haha, don't ruin it. I'm far more entertained when it's autobiographical.

And hey, I've written my share of crack fiction. I understand the urges.

[deathbyhairdye]

if I did have a penis for the day, this would be the first thing I would want to do before all the other typical responses to that immortal question
the immortal question being 'what would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?' not that boring meaning of life one

[thexgirlxlies]

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