somewhere on PCH and Spring.hadamart4March 21 2006, 11:16:27 UTC
a friend loaned me his dog last wednesday so I walked the loaned dog to the park where a child threw a stone which struck my skull causing me to lose the dog and my reasoning for a few minutes. upon wakening a doctor leaned over my supine form informing me that I was struck by a stone launched by a child and that everything would be 'okay'. to which I responded, 'fucking liar!' some time passed before I gained my feet and rediscovered dog humping a woman's leg. later, thanking helpful doctor for his concern and to my thanking the doctor said to me, 'Harrison, we must have three things in our lives, love, work, and play.' fucking liar I said knowing the truth. we must have cash, friends that'll take a bullet for us, new clothes, liquor, and a fast convertible car. my skull hurts, it's raining, the laptop battery will die shortly, and I have no clue where my car is parked or which coastal state I am lost in... please don't help.
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either way, come back to nyc, dammit. :)
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some time passed before I gained my feet and rediscovered dog humping a woman's leg. later, thanking helpful doctor for his concern and to my thanking the doctor said to me, 'Harrison, we must have three things in our lives, love, work, and play.' fucking liar I said knowing the truth. we must have cash, friends that'll take a bullet for us, new clothes, liquor, and a fast convertible car.
my skull hurts, it's raining, the laptop battery will die shortly, and I have no clue where my car is parked or which coastal state I am lost in... please don't help.
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