Well, hello there. My name is Fluorine. I’d like to tell you a bit about myself today and see if maybe we would be compatible as mates. I’m not going to bore you with my whole life story, but I’ll give you enough information so that you have a pretty good idea of who I really am. By the way, please call me “F”, all of my friends do. Let’s get ( Read more... )

Uh, yeah, you write a fucking comma between the city and the state on an envelope.

And says isn't spelled "sais".

And quicksilver isn't fool's gold, it's mercury.

Bitch.

I feel depressed.

Reasons:

I only have $25 in the bank.

On the most recent episode of Top Chef, they killed dozens of live crabs.

People are mean and harsh.

I feel like I'm being tested right now ( Read more... )

It's so weird to me when I become overwhelmed by the simplest of problems ( Read more... )

What shall I do for my birthday ( Read more... )

Most people who commit child sexual abuse are not pedophiles. Pedophiles are people whose primary sexual attraction is to children, but most people who sexually abuse children are primarily attracted to people close to their own age, but something is going on in their life that makes them turn to children ( Read more... )

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My dad was talking to Joe a few days ago about how people are jerks, basically. Joe said that customers are really rude at Starbucks and it can be frustrating ( Read more... )

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I love Todd Glass. You should listen to his podcast with Jimmy Dore and Stephane Zamorano, Comedy and Everything Else. It's fucking awesome.