ugh. i'm getting old ( Read more... )

Felching is a sexual practice in which semen or other fluids are sucked out of the anus of a partner. The act of sucking the semen and then passing it, mouth to mouth or open mouth kissing, is referred to as "snowballing"; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio ( Read more... )

can someone please explain to me why the hell 90% of the time when i order a cheeseburger, they put like a head of lettuce, a whole tomato, like a whole onion and 4 pickles on it. if i wanted a salad, i would have fucking ordered one ( Read more... )

so at work i get a lot of time in my car to just think while im driving. not that i'm setting that time aside to just think or anything. it just kinda happens driving around for hours. among other things today i thought about this time i was like 16 and i was kinda seeing this girl. I was a dumb 16 year old and the last time i hung out with her i ( Read more... )

regaurding the rumor that Johnny Depp will be playing the riddler in the upcomming batman sequal. that sucks.

you can't let him do that. i know they're just trying to figure out some way to top Heath's joker. but singing a big name celeb is the easy way out.

Just cast Michael Emerson. he is the petter pick.

my life lately doesn't seem like my life. i have everything going on and yet, nothing at all ( Read more... )

i woke up 3 times today...

ok, so The Dark Knight is def. the best batman movie of all time.

but im starting to think, it may be THE best movie of all time as well.

yeah. i'll go with that.

im so fucking sunburt

but warped tour fucking ruled.

So, i think i may have had a life changing experience. I have never been to a strip club. And, let me stop you there. before you think i'm gonna go and rant about how much i love boobs, you're wrong. because let's face it. if you know me, you know i love boobs just as much as the next guy, but this story, it did something to me ( Read more... )