Land of the Dead was shit. Shitty shit. It was shit so incredibly shitty that it couldn't be swallowed. The intense concentration of shitful shit created a sort of invincible cornlog that can't be penetrated by the most sophisticated and powerful machinery, nonetheless average human jaws that are simply trying to force the shit impaction of doom ( Read more... )

Bill left me two frantic voice messages. The first one was to inform me that Full Moon 2 has finally been released in English translation at American Bookstores. The second was to express his rage in all Naruto merchandising rights being purchased by Hot Topic (WTF RAGE). For the first message: OMG Sweet. Been waiting for so long to get the second ( Read more... )

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK. OPERATING FRYERS IS NOT LIKE PERFORMING BRAIN SURGERY, YOU FUCKNUGGETS ( Read more... )

"We look like gay ninjas"

Today Frank tried to fire me after I said "Fuck you, I'm clocking out and going home." I informed him that he doesn't have the authority to terminate my employment, being a shift supervisor, and a substitute shift supervisor at that. He then threatened to call the police to remove me, so I left and called Marie... y'know, the person with actual ( Read more... )

So god damned slow. I have to work in the morning, so hurry the fuck up kthxplz.

Also, while sorting through my photobucket account, I found a few things that were amusing.


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Sorry, Robs. :(

The Longest Yard can only be described as "Meh ( Read more... )

Been working alot lately, and I'm tired. :( Frank finally quit our store, but I don't really care. Marie has been pushing my training, and even given me the task of hiring. IT FUCKING ROCKS. I went through the applications like a racist motherfucker. Right now we only have spanish teenage males working in the restaurant, so I decided we had filled ( Read more... )

Everyone skinny-dipped last night in Rob's pool. Erin will weep when she realizes she missed a chance to finally pwn J's vagina.