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Robs, mops and me saw a play tonight, and it was damn good (far cry from the Osceola Idol travesty we suffered through some time ago). It had everything: Simulated anal sex, infidelity, BOOBIES, impregnating a young woman and lying about it to your wife, alcoholism and fat, unattractive lawyers. Kayla was amazing, Megmo was uber-great (I thought ( Read more... )

So I'm at this lame but obligatory quarterly goals meeting for work. The first three hours were people blowing each other through forced praise and recognition through cheesy teddy bears, thank you posters and plaques crafted by window-licking mutant retards. One hundred fucking people, 67 of them restaurant managers, seven area coaches, and the ( Read more... )

Why the fuck won't my gmail work? This is really, really pissing me off. Can't even load the main page.

Masturbation is my anti-drug.

Sin City is chock full of penis mutilation, boobies, musclebound hotties, penis mutilation, hookers with self-respect (WTF!?), NC-17 violence, cannibalism, pedophilia, murder, awesomeness, penis mutilation and penis mutilation. Robs walked out of the movie holding his junk in pain ( Read more... )

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So today I was symbolically fucked in the face by the assholes at work. Also, Marie has been cutting hours to balance labor, without actually considering that WITHOUT WORKERS, THERE IS NO ONE TO RUN THE STORE. Z0MG DID YOU TAKE MATH FOR LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS AT COMMUNITY COLLEGE, YOU STUPID DOUCHEWAFFLE ( Read more... )

Joy, Wendy and Jeff have been visiting for the past week, and it's been fun. Meemerz gave them easter baskets to take home (and sent one along for Jeepster), and things will lame up pretty bad again once they're on the plane. We're getting yet another housemate, Cat's little friend Amanda. Her mother is a bumbling fuckpile who wanted to move Amanda ( Read more... )

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You are not cool until you stomp the shit out of 20k points worth of LOLLerskaters and LMAOplanes with bitchin' WTF bombs and OMFG missiles.