God obviously wants you to die. Accept destiny, you asshole. Take comfort in knowing you've been the moral authority for millions of people who are too lazy to research the blatant lies their faith is based on. Find solace in that the world swallowed some bullshit that Yahweh wanted his representative on earth to be a hunchback from Poland. I will ( Read more... )

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No one cares about the observations on life you make while you blog your tortured youth away, you douchecannon. We can tell you use tracing paper to outline "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac" characters, then leave them in plain sight, so co-workers with penises will lavish you with praise for talent you don't possess. You have striped socks; this does ( Read more... )

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Erin's rules for living, chapter 1:

A baby is not a cockholder.

The End. By Erin.

z0mgness! It's still funny.

Tammy is moving in today. She's a year older than Kid and was friends with her back in HS. Some years back, Tammy's mother deposited her at her bitchy Aunt's house and just left her there. It's a real cinderella/evil stepsister story; Tammy is an absolute doll. I'm gonna run down a quick list of why her Aunt should get fuckface of the month award ( Read more... )

An asian family came in to buy pizzas yesterday, and two little oriental spawns (that means children, jackass) played around in the lobby while waiting for their food. Alex looked horrified, and refused to stand at the counter. When asked, he said, "I've seen 'The Grudge' two times! Oriental kids are fucking scary!" ...and he was genuinely afraid. ( Read more... )

These past weeks I've been steadily learning more and more about my new work environment. Thus far I have compiled these un-official official rules ( Read more... )

We put Smokey down yesterday. :( So, so sad. Mom and I took him down to the vet, and held him as they gave him the injection. It's the most heart-wrenching thing I've ever had to do. Rest in peace, Smokey ( Read more... )

The last few times I've tried to update, I've been getting those "your journal is in read-only mode due to server maintenance, blah blah." Job is going well, and I suppose I'll expand on that when I'm not tired.

Also, I am still awesome.