i need a brainwash.

really. someone get on that.

i crashed in senior nationals. my legs are blue/green/purple/puffy/angry. i supposedly almost lost one to a stray camera stand when my right leg flew over the left wall of the track (who says lugers aren't agile?) i was sad-ified. ditte picked me up and took me to her dad's friend's gay hockey teams game verse an adirondack womens team. that was ( Read more... )

snow drifts + night time + alcoholic consumption = finding an amanda-sickle on the side of the road come may's thaw-out. i love snow, even though it tried to kill me.

http://www.calarts.edu/~jwhite/gbj/index.html

its more than worth it.

most of the sky-blue latex glove 'turkeys the overly enthusiastic hotel manager inflated on thanksgiving have deflated... now they look like sky blue latex glove covered hands sticking out of the gravel-box median that seperates the dining room from the buffet area... creepy.

Some primal termite knocked on wood
And tasted it, and found it good!
And that is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today.

-Ogden Nash

i'm in deutschland and therefore the livejournal page is in german.. and in order to post a comment to someone you have to click the button marked 'KOMMENTAR ABSCHICKEN'. doesnt this sound like the name of an enormous animated german superhero chicken? i think so.

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i have a fake ID. i have a real id. my fake ID does not help me override my real id.

id  /ɪd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[id] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation ( Read more... )

fairly odd fish behaviour:
we turned down the filter on our fishtank and now cosmo and wanda actually swim around and occasionally eat instead of just cowering in the corner furthest from the raging onslaught of bubblage..... (poor fishies).