um ( Read more... )

on finally fucking the object of my wily adolescent desires, only to find adolescent me was severely misguided ( Read more... )

i walked by a boy today who smelled exactly like you, but then i remembered you don't have a smell. isn't that strange ( Read more... )

somethings a foot...

some thing is a foot...

it is a foot.

is it a foot?

i wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me.

i'm in college.

wooooooo.

thats really it for now

i'm pining for the fjords.

and, someone i've finally let myself love.

i feel good.

DEAR JOURNAL ( Read more... )

Dear Alanis Morrisette,
I love you.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1751711

Dear Journal,
95% of the shows on television make me want to gouge out my own eyes with a rusty nail file. Or, conversely, make trite, analogous livejournal posts. (does that even make sense?)

P.S. I got a job at Trader Joes. I'm gonna be the sample corner girl.. but with real food, that I actually cook... mmm hmmm.