yesterday i saw a truck with 10 matresses in the back
i ask myself
what can a man possibly do with 10 matresses?
it must have something to do with jumping off a roof

i fucking knew it would happen

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5584064853
i can't stop laughing

this kid was in my graduating class
went to school with him for at least 10 years

so i just delivered this pizza to this apartment which is right behind a strip mall where there is a movie theatre which is pretty packed generally ( Read more... )

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Your Birthdate: August 12

Being born on the 12th day of the month (3 energy) is likely to add a good bit of vitality to your life ( Read more... )

i didn't get high today
ha!
take that, stupid pot subculture
yesterday was a different story though.

- i understand that this entry says "april 21" but to me its still wednesday. ihateyou

perhaps i'll give this a go. i finally mustered the courage out of my ass to tell my parents that i want to move out yesterday, only to find that my sister already told them, and they seemed okay with it. so i went and talked with my mom about it and everything last night. it had been a while since we had talked. she's only worried that we are not ( Read more... )

i almost want to get a xanga so i can talk shit to all the grain valley kids :-/

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