yup.

maybe it's the bell sleeved baby blue shirt i wore when my hair was long and not quite this blonde and i was the queen of an arcade not too far away or the way you wore that soft shirt on my sixteenth birthday and i held you until you told me you had to leave. but it's a love of the past and not the present.

"this isn't how i pictured it"

in the words of miles dewitt vandewater livejournal is a cheap whore but sometimes we all have needs ( Read more... )

and the song's on repeat...

i am going to take this time and space in order to express the fact that all of the boys i know who used to be relatively attractive now look relatively homeless.

beardsokay, i get it. you're manly, grizzly, dangerous. you have better things to do than shave. you are post-pubescent. congratulations. don't get me wrong, some of you can pull the ( Read more... )

myMariannePaul (2:49:10 PM): Missy, I want you to start hanging out around the NYU dental school. Just sit there and smile ( Read more... )

i told him he drove too fast.

MariannePaul: you really need to go on direct deposit ( Read more... )

so after i decided not to give my fake id to police officers outside of the beer garden which was after someone jerked off next to me on the n train which was after a long day of work, i realized today sucked. then i realized the rest of the week sucked.
damn, that sucks.

but slayer comes tomorrow.