well, the shit has hit the fan in the form of an entry i accidentally left unlocked for very short period of time last night ( Read more... )

the fucking downstairs toilet is broken again. clearly, the gods decided that my day hadn't been crappy enough. no pun intended.

just as i started to get excited about one thing, another thing had to go wrong ( Read more... )

you know, the last time i fell down the stairs and nearly broke my tailbone, i said "fuck these slippers! they mock me! never again will i travel down any stairs in these slippers!"
this time i'm serious.

just before that, the searing flesh on my right hand reminded me why i don't like ironing.

if i see those kids (and by kids, i mean FUCKING KIDS! they're no older than 14) on the corner of 48 and dorothy lane again tomorrow, waiving their fucking VOTE BUSH signs and causing 3 more accidents, i might just cause an accident of my own. and i don't mean shittin' my pants again. i bet those kids are more points than cyclists if you could ( Read more... )

ripped off from miss sadgirlseven....

sometimes dressing like a fucking quaker isn't so bad, since i looked REALLY cute today, in spite of the dress code. maybe in a june cleaver, housewife kind of way. but smokin', all the same ( Read more... )

allow me to relay to you my new company's dress code, all geared towards women ( Read more... )

i'm sooooooo nervous about being the new jack tomorrow. and for like, the next month. i'm TOTALLY excited that i have a jorb - but having to get to know new poeple and places kind of freaks me out. i guess i'm a sociophobic like that. i took a valium to make me sleepy and it's not really working. but in order to get my required 8 hours sleep, ( Read more... )

I GOT THE FREAKIN' JOB, DUDES ( Read more... )