so the "job interview" was just as i'd suspected.
"SET YOUR OWN HOURS! WORK AS LITTLE AS YOU WANT, MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU WANT!!!"
i walked out promptly after i walked into a room of 20 somethings (yes, i realize i'm one of them, too - but noe one of them) with poorly ironed shirts, crooked ties, and "suits" bought in the juniors department ( Read more... )

goddamnit. i can really hardly stand the thought of today going on any longer. i just want to go home and curl up in my bed after eating as much food as possible. why does everything have to hit at once ( Read more... )

thanks to destructobanjo and geltain, my night got better with a quickness. to boot, i woke up this morning to find that the bank had revoked most of my fees. so now i can pay the cable bill and eat. i'll be spending most of my day off listening to the last sad, tear-jerking hours of 97X. also, probably hanging out with my dad a bit, as he swerved to avoid a car ( Read more... )

listen, i know none of you ass hats can give me money. so do me another favor. cheer me up.

you'll do this by naming ten things you'd rather bang than courtney love's worn-out meat tunnel.

thanks.

well, now that my bank has charged me $180 in overdraft fees, BEFORE THERE WAS EVEN A FUCKING OVERDRAFT - i quickly remembered all about money again.

who wants to loan me a few bucks?

your smile is so stupefying that i forgot about time and money.

man, shit is just ALL fucked up. i'm sitting in my cube listening to the long-haired dipshit behind me talking about what a "cryer" he is when i'm on the verge of jumping out of my chair and choking the living shit out of someone. i really don't wanna be bothered today. not at all. if one more person says "you're quiet today, so help me god i'm ( Read more... )

maybe i'm just like my mother. she's never satisfied.

maybe i'm just like, kind of an asshole. i did kind of a douchebag thing to do today. but if it had went the other way, i think i'd have felt just as douche baggy about it in the morning, and then i'd sit at work all day thinking about it. now kdizzle is bringing her friend lauren over so we can ( Read more... )

and i think i like it!!!

i'm so unbelievably excited about something i can't even BEGIN to talk about that i could almost pee my pants. seriously. wish me luck, cause i'm gonna need it!

*snoopy dance*

as i clean up for my little woxy shindig, i'm noticing more and more that this place is crawling with creepy crawlies. the spiders were enough. white ones and furry black ones. well, now there's....well, i'm not going to tell you or (land, xtian, i'm looking in your direction), you're not going to come to my house. but come saturday, rowdy ( Read more... )