A warning to those who come here. { #1 }

[deceiverxi]

I find that I am asking myself the same thing in a continuous manner: why did the community council decide to put that luxurious ad for my neighborhood in the county paper? Why? What have I done to deserve this influx of new neighbors?

Ah. That might have done it... And there was that one mother and child

Comments

[methodicthief]

Way to give a warm welcome you dickhead.

I guess I'll steer clear of your little garden, but I can't guarantee anything if something cool is there.

[deceiverxi]

Wonderful display of maturity.

I doubt you would find anything in there "cool".

[methodicthief]

You just called me a dirty lowlife--I'm not the one being immature here.

If you say so. Just watch out for a dug up yar--I mean...a robot dog.

[deceiverxi]

There's no need to put words in my mouth.

He can dig up the yard all he wants. Going near the garden, however... You do want him to come home, don't you?