There were several cases of teenage suicide over the course of Valentine's Day. Brilliant. The way some of these idiots decided to kill themselves - and their families still wanting open caskets. Ridiculous, but I can't say that a few of them weren't terribly entertaining to repair.

I've finally cleaned out the closet from that... horrible day ( Read more... )

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Okay so, like, oh my gosh, I went to the mall yesterday on a TOTAL shopping spree! I got, like, the CUTEST stuff, you have no idea! Like, I got these totally fab shoes and all these chic dresses that, like, sooo make me look absolutely hawt! And like, I got ALLLL these purses and they're so great and trendy ( Read more... )

So like, I'm taking a walk, right? And like, I see all my fab neighbors outside, except... THEY DON'T LOOK FAB! This is like a TOTAL crisis!

MARMALADE FASHION SQUAD, ASSEMBLE!

We've got some work to do, girlfriends! And we'd like totally better do it before the fashion po-po show up!

Calling teams HAIR, MAKEUP, WARDROBE, and WORKOUT! This ( Read more... )

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A fair warning to all of you: it would be wise not to let your inquisitive fingers wander over any of the unfamiliar plants in this era, as I can assure you that they are deadly.

Those of you that have discovered this the hard way, let's hope you are devoured by some sort of ravenous beast before the plant does worse.

It's quite fortunate that I've been able to take another leave of absence from the morgue. I'm not sure if I'd be able to find another set of scrubs that would... compensate for these... additions.

Whatever is causing these strange occurrences is becoming quite aggravating.

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I will be out of town to visit my father. I do not know when I'll return; it depends on whether or not they allow him to leave solitary confinement long enough to see me.

And you, stay out of the garden while I'm gone.

{ strikes visible to Ai only~. }

I'm quite glad that the fangs are gone. I didn't end up killing anyone, though I did see a few strange deaths reported in the obituaries. I'll undoubtedly have to deal with them before the week ends.

As for now, I would be much obliged if none of you imbeciles spoke to me or asked me any questions until I can control this uncontrollable desire ( Read more... )

The howling up and down the street is becoming increasingly aggravating - not to mention the stench. Wet dog and rotting flesh. It's terribly repulsive ( Read more... )