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An unusual characteristic. { #9 }
I seem to have acquired fangs.
How dreadful.
It's pleasing to have my own body back, though. -
A horrid occurrence. { #8 }
( note: at this time, marluxia was body-switched with demyx. )
I think I am going to kill something. -
A continuous string of annoyances. { #7 }
I am quite close to shoving this horrid bird down the garbage disposal if it does not stop flying around the house while screeching at the top of its rotten little lungs.
As for the wand, it has made... certain tasks easier. Less scrubbing and bleach, at the very least. The circumstances under which we have all come into possession of them seem ( Read more... ) -
An amusing mistake. { #6 }
I'm rather thankful that the neighborhood has been quiet this week (especially after that run-in with the dogs). There's less mayhem now that school's started, at the very least.
However, I seem to have received someone else's mail. It's... amusing, to be honest. I can understand Science Magazine, but PlayGirl? What an interesting combination ( Read more... ) -
An irritating disturbance. { #5 }
The new plant provides excellent... coverage, as expected. It's more than worth its price. Though, it is rather ornery. I suppose that's a good thing; if any of these dogs, mutated as they are, manage to slip into the garden, they'll discover just how "ornery" the plants can be ( Read more... ) -
A new addition. { #4 }
The pageant was atrocious, as expected. There were only a few entries that were even mildly impressive. Quite a waste of time, for the most part ( Read more... ) -
An aggravating turn of events. { #3 }
Much to my displeasure, I've been asked to judge for this ridiculous beauty pageant at the carnival. I would have declined, but the alternative was working at one of the game booths. Naturally, I chose the pageant ( Read more... ) -
A tale from the mortuary. { #2 }
Work was quite eventful last night. Three new clients arrived, none of which are very pleasing to look at right now. (I'll be able to remedy that, of course ( Read more... ) -
A warning to those who come here. { #1 }
I find that I am asking myself the same thing in a continuous manner: why did the community council decide to put that luxurious ad for my neighborhood in the county paper? Why? What have I done to deserve this influx of new neighbors?
Ah. That might have done it... And there was that one mother and child ( Read more... )