A warning to those who come here. { #1 }

Jul 02, 2007 16:53

I find that I am asking myself the same thing in a continuous manner: why did the community council decide to put that luxurious ad for my neighborhood in the county paper? Why? What have I done to deserve this influx of new neighbors?

Ah. That might have done it... And there was that one mother and child ( Read more... )

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connivance July 2 2007, 21:29:47 UTC
Such a gracious welcoming. I commend you for that.

Do you have such a hatred for cats that you would find enjoyment in killing one? Or is it, perhaps, some sort of fear? My cat will avoid your yard, at any rate.

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deceiverxi July 3 2007, 19:39:12 UTC
Assuming doesn't work for you.

Did I ever say that I hate cats or would kill it? No; it was but a warning. Your cat does not seem to be very intelligent, and I'm afraid that I wouldn't like to clean out the filtering system should it fall into the pool and drown (as I don't believe it has the ability to swim, taking its finesse at walking into consideration).

As for the garden, there are several plants within it that could easily devour your little pet. Surely you wouldn't want that.

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connivance July 5 2007, 22:36:07 UTC
All I can say is that you seem fairly defensive. Simply an observation. You needn't launch into such a long explanation.

Though I do wonder if it is legal to own such plants.

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blondjailbait July 2 2007, 22:53:35 UTC
Jesus Christ, don't get your frilly panties in a wad. It's a garden. Not the fucking Holy Land of Israel.

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crownfire July 3 2007, 00:03:48 UTC
Sorry to say, pink hair ruins the threatening effect.

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deceiverxi July 3 2007, 19:48:21 UTC
And you're certainly one to talk.

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crownfire July 3 2007, 23:04:55 UTC
My hair isn't pink. 'Nuff said.

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deceiverxi July 3 2007, 23:22:30 UTC
It does, however, resemble a bloody porcupine.

Not quite so attractive.

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twelthstorm July 3 2007, 00:40:28 UTC
Garden: +1

Prissy hair: -1

Managing to remain articulate throughout the course of threatening perfect strangers: +4

Threatening to drown a cat: -1

...But then again, threatening to drown anything and actually going through with it would be a +2, so I suppose it evens out the fact that it would be a cat.

Over all, hm. I think I might be able to find you tolerable. ♥

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deceiverxi July 3 2007, 19:34:02 UTC
The cat does not seem to be particularly smart, seeing as it continuously gets itself stuck in the gate. I don't believe I'd have any hand in drowning it - the stupid thing would take care of that itself.

Such matters aside, you seem to be fairly tolerable yourself. Are you at all interested in coming over for a drink?

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twelthstorm July 4 2007, 04:45:35 UTC
A drink, hm? I suppose I would be up for that. Name the day and time and I'll be there.

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deceiverxi July 4 2007, 19:05:43 UTC
Tonight, if you are available and are not doing anything else to celebrate.

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wonderhell July 3 2007, 00:50:16 UTC
Really I think that just encourages the attention of said miscreants.

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deceiverxi July 3 2007, 19:50:48 UTC
Explore it if you must, but don't expect to be helped if you encounter one of the more dangerous inhabitants.

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wonderhell July 4 2007, 01:31:58 UTC
Wouldn't dream of asking assist.

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