An irritating disturbance. { #5 }

[deceiverxi]

The new plant provides excellent... coverage, as expected. It's more than worth its price. Though, it is rather ornery. I suppose that's a good thing; if any of these dogs, mutated as they are, manage to slip into the garden, they'll discover just how "ornery" the plants can be

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[crownfire]

I pity the creature that ventures in to your garden. Did I miss a memo or something about what the fuck these things are, though? I've got one that's hanging out on my lawn and sniffing around the door.

... I didn't know we had crocodiles in the river. :x

[deceiverxi]

There was a story about it on the morning news. Not much was said, other than that they're rabid dogs. As for the colors, I'm not quite sure. However, they did warn everyone to avoid coming in contact with the animals (for obvious reasons).

It seems to be a breeding ground of theirs. That idiotic boyfriend of yours knows all about them, of course.

[crownfire]

Since when do I have a boyfriend? :x

... Do you mean Roxas? The little blonde kid that I just so happen to fuck on a regular basis?

[deceiverxi]

Well, it was one of the few terms to describe him that wasn't as... crass.

[blondjailbait]

I think a dog could outrun an alligator.

[blondjailbait]

...or a crocodile. Whatever.

[deceiverxi]

You'd be surprised. Haven't you ever watched National Geographic?

[connivance]

Have you, by any chance, seen my cat? He's been missing since this morning and your new "plant" seems rather suspicious.

[deceiverxi]

I'm afraid I haven't. As for the plant, I'm sure I would hear if it was attacking that gargantuan thing you call a cat.

[connivance]

You're certain? I'll have to go look for him myself then. Unless you have any ideas of where he may have gone.

[deceiverxi]

Don't be foolish. You'll be attacked by the dogs that have been lurking around here before you ever find him.

[twelthstorm]

One of those dogs got into my back yard and can't seem to figure it's way out. Fucking thing. I'm close to just going outside and handling it myself.

[deceiverxi]

They seem to be exquisitely stupid when it comes to anything other than attacking people.

And if it bites you?

[twelthstorm]

So I've noticed.

Oh, I'll shoot it long before it bites me.

[deceiverxi]

Are you not aware that guns won't work on them, for whatever reason?