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Who's been the highest paid entertainers in Australia for the past two years ( Read more... )

i'm working on it.

Ikea has a really great shrimp and egg sandwich. It's better than the Swedish meatballs.

it's november and i'm wearing a tube top. only a few days ago, i was shivering while wearing a jacket. i should be used to Texas weather by now, but i don't want to settle for something I don't like or appreciate.

see above for why i'm not at work today.

most of the time, i'm trouble. sorry. also, i can't find a cheap costume. originally, nikki and i were going to be betty and veronica, but that's not feasible. then, i was going to be either an astronaut or barbarella. again, not cheap. thanx halloween for being so difficult on me!

all i'm saying is that i'm going to be one part of a famous duo for halloween. it's a secret!

i said "fuck" in front of 6th graders today. i'm sure the brats will get over it. again, why am i substitute teaching?

don't worry, i'm not pretentious.