everytime i fill out job applications and it asks me if i've ever been convicted of a crime i always want to put yes and then when it says "if yes, explain" i want to put: "i shot a man in reno, just to watch him die."
Haha. My dad (who is a total goodytwoshoes, btw) got arrested for civil disobedience for protesting something or another when he was in college and had to spend a day in jail. To this day, he has to do all sorts of annoying paperwork when he shifts jobs to prove he isn't some sort of criminal.
So...um...about shooting that guy in Reno? Just don't get caught :-)
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on an application once, under "special skills," i put that i could wiggle my ears. it was for a coffee shop. i totally got the job.
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So...um...about shooting that guy in Reno? Just don't get caught :-)
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