sometimes i feel like jack black's character in the movie orange county. this could be because right now, most of my days are spent lounging about the house in my underwear, eating cereal from the box, and watching movies. every person must have a slob phase in his/her life and god damnit, this is mine! sometimes i feel like i should be more active ( Read more... )

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well so here's the deal with me. i'm not going back to oregon because my father didn't want to pay for my tuition anymore. i'm so glad he gave me like 2 weeks notice so that my life wasn't frazzled and hectic as a result...ahem. as of right now half of what i own is boxes in a storage unit in austin, tx and the other half is boxes in the back of a ( Read more... )

it has occurred to me that if i were rich i would be a fat alcoholic with cancer. this is because whenever i get any money, i spend it on food, alcohol and cigarettes, respectively.

1. stop fucking everything up.

this isn't a new years resolution, per se. it's really just more of a genuine wish that if i i keep repeating it to myself over and over again for the rest of my life, it might actually happen.

this break is proving to be...actually pretty shitty. i'd still rather be home than at reed right now and i'm trying to make the most of it, namely with copious amounts of alcohol ( Read more... )

i really wish my father would quit signing his emails to me "thanks, tobin." it gives an air of formality that shouldn't exist between a father and daughter. he didn't always do this. in fact, he just recently started doing it after fall break and i don't know what the deal is. i know he's absent-minded sometimes and his emails have always been ( Read more... )

once again, for the umpteenth time, i do not like people who tell me smoking's bad for me. motherfuckers, i know. i get it. so stop acting like you have some secret knowledge that i don't know about.

ya know, i really don't like reed. i mean, i love portland, it's a beautiful city and all, but reed isn't really my thing. there are moments when i'm like 'man, this school is great' but i mean, some people take the honor principle way too fucking seriously and i get weird looks when i say that i don't really agree with most of it's aspects. in ( Read more... )

i had a dream last night that i gave a homeless man my laptop. i just fucking gave it to him. i hope i never have a dream that horrifying again.