This year I've been busy ( Read more... )

Phew, what a day. Had to do some more errands for my holiday (which means clothes shopping) I normally hate clothes shopping, but I had a good time today. Bought a shit load of stuff, some nice polo shirts, a pair of jeans, swimming shorts, junk like that. Also got enough condoms to last me for a month. The bird in the chemist gave me a real funny ( Read more... )

I only seem to do this when I'm bored, or something's up. I'll try and update a little more often ( Read more... )

So I've passed my degree. I scraped a 3rd, which kinda sucks. I was expecting it though, as I didn't put a whole lot of effort in, as well as the 2nd half of my final year being a little fucked up when I woke up one morning to discover I had contracted bells palsy. So yeah, not a great result, but it's what I was expecting ( Read more... )

OH SHIT!!

I am so:

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Three words: Speed. Essay. Writing ( Read more... )

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Man, women suck. You can put your opinion across to them when invited to do so and they get all pissy when you say things they don't want you to hear. If you want everybody to agree with you and go 'awwwwww that must be so terrible, you made a guy feel bad on his birthday, he's such a bastard to be upset at you', then go find some shallow people or ( Read more... )

I like to watch women urinate while I play with my Penis.

Am I wrong?

Well we used to be the best of friends ( Read more... )