DUDE.
I totally just flashed this American slut over at the fire chat! sweet asssssss!

I cant believe those motherfuckers at wizard_wank banned me, who the fuck do they think they're dealing with?
They better sleep with one eye open and their wands in their hands because I'm going to make sure that all their computers are spitting viruses once I'm done!

GOD I'M SO UNHAPPY.

WASSUP BIATCHES ( Read more... )

Wassup? been a while hasn't it? well I've been really busy what with breaking up with my girlfriend and then falling in love with the most amazing girl in the world who refuses to return my affections ( Read more... )

Should I tell Colin that mum's baby is going to be born next month?
Nah, he'll figure it out sooner or later.

Dear Becky, will you do me the honour of allowing me to escourt you to the Valentine's day ball? I promise I will buy you flowers and everything. I will also refrain from using my shoe laces until after the dance and if you like I'll even dance with you.

Love Dennis

I know this sounds really stupid but I have no idea how to ask Becky to the bloody ball!!
Why am I so nervous about this? I mean we've been meeting in the greenhouse for months now and she's been really nice ever since I got that whip for christmas.
I am a pussy.
No worse then a pussy, I am a cowardly virgin pussy ( well not really a virgin

Hah.
I knew my brother was a bloody poof and my mother was all sprogged up.
I've got this weird bloke living in my bedroom and no one will tell me who is he or why he's here, apparently his name is Goyle.
Honestly who names their son Goyle?

You know some people are so trapped by conventional thinking they have no idea what it means to truly be original ( Read more... )

Wow.
So this stripper showed me the special room and wow it was so fucking awesome.
I have to show Becky my shoe laces...