I fell asleep last night on top of my phone. And of course as luck would have it, the one day I cant hear the phone ring because its muffled by my flesh, I get 6 calls. None of them important but never the less inconvenient.
I totally stole some old mans cane today, he left my store with it leaning against the wall, so he clearly didnt NEED it, so I snatched it up on my way out. Hello handicap parking pass.