"If you bring my C-Sat scores down I'm gonna chop you into little pieces, make you disappear and tell Cintron you have the flu!"

Sprint dictionary:

C-Sat: Customer Satisfaction surveys that rate the consultant and determines 40% of our commissions paycheck"

Cintron: Sprint Manager

That Danny cracks me up all the time!

Whoa whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, 
is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour!
He didn't put posters up or anything! 
He just sat on a porch like a goon and waited! 
That little boy has got to think 
"you got a pet, you got a responsibility!" 
If your dog is lost you don't look for an hour then call ( Read more... )

 "I’ll start this broken heart
I’ll fix it up so it will work again
Better than before
Then I’ll star in a mystery
A tragic tale of all that’s yet to come
Fingers crossed there will be love

But I get carried away with every day
And every fantasy
the deeper the wound,
the harder I swoon and wish that that was me

So much to say
But no words to convey
The ( Read more... )

 "keepin' my opinions to myself they only get me into trouble!"   -Lauren Conrad "LC"

Oh, Lauren Conrad, the wise..haha

in other Hills news....how fucking stupid can HEIDI! get? Just  fucking get it! Spencer is a jerk off!!!!

p.s.
I love Audrina and Jen Bunny hahahhahahahahhah

"This is the Valley, Detective Cruz....what is  friend anyway?"

I want to breathe, pack my bags, shred my memories & flush away my tears.

Give me a heart transplant.
Let me start a new life.
Sleep for years and wake up young.
Not knowing my past.
Not knowing a soul.
Not knowing the pain I'd endured before.
Naked & Free.
Exploring the free world.
Without worries or boundaries.

Great Job Bye Bye Birdie cast! 
You were all SPECTACULAR SPECTACULAR!!

Hope to see ya in Fiddler On the Roof!! =]

The saddest part about this isn't that TOM HIMSELF told you it wasnt true:
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Dear Livejournal,
SENIOR PICNIC WAS AWESOME!!!
I'M SO TIRED!
I WILL GIVE ALL THE DETAILS LATER!
*CHOW*

<3Dee

SENIOR PICNIC TOMORROW=)
(or should I say today)

WOO-HOO!!

too bad Kelsoe is our driver...eeek!!

<3Dee*