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Had mcd's last night and i've had stomach problems ever since. Feel awful. Blah. On my way home from work. Happy sunday. -
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Sometimes it's hard to believe you're allowed to stand still in a city that never sleeps. -
Book meme
* Grab the nearest book.
* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don’t dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
I grabbed a book blindly. In fact, it was a book I hadn't opened yet - the LIFE millenium, 100 ( Read more... ) -
Cool product page!
http://producten.hema.nl
Just wait for the product page to load and don't click on anything. :)
Getting ready for my first night working. Hopefully my brain will work as cleverly as this programmer's.
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Perverted text message humor
After 20 years of sex in the dark a wife finds out her husband has been using a dildo. She said, 'explain the dildo, fool.' He said, 'explain the kids, bitch ( Read more... ) -
Mixed emotions
Oh my gosh, the season 4 finale of house was SO sad. I was almost bawling! What's also sad is that now in my time-off there are no more episodes of house to watch to keep me enthralled in a fugue state. I'm either going to have to work on my to-do lists and/or start with ER #1. The new season of house doesn't start until mid-sept. By the way ( Read more... ) -
Publishing question
Someone, a previously published author, wants to use one of my poems as a lead for a chapter in a book he's writing in exchange for a signed copy of his book.
Is that a customary and/or reasonable barter? Should I sign some publishing agreement?
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Friend-love oriented text messages
I had a chest xray 2day, & they found u n my heart. dr.s say without u i wud've died ( Read more... ) -
Humorous text messages
A japanese girl was having sex & accidently farted,she said " oh me so sorry, u make front hole so happy, back hole blow u a kiss!" :)
I think somebody snitched on us cause the police is looking for sexy bitches. They already got me . RUN BITCH RUN ( Read more... )
